Classic Conversations #2

***** Contributed by Grandpa *********

Sense of humour #1
He came into the car one afternoon when I picked him up after school.
He was in a jovial mood and tells me,
"Grampa, I want tow-sar bun, tow-huay chooi, ice-cream and a new car !"

I looked at him and said, "Wah, Josh, you want so many things."

He looked at me, smiled and said, "Grampa, I am only joking."

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Sense of humour #2
I ask him: "Can a man drive a car or can a car drive a man?"
He always provides the right answer.

I carry on with, "Do we go to the Novena Square or does Novena Square come to us?"
And he provides the right answer.

After a few more, "Can a...", he asks me, 'Grampa, can a chicken eat a man or can a man eat a chicken?"

I replied, "A chicken can eat the man."

He laughs and said, "Chicken is a big one."

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